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we should really all get on redefining the term “friendzone” and making it awesome
like YO MARIE YOU WANNA FRIENDZONE FOR A BIT AND TALK, I COULD BE DOWN IN THE ZONE
OH NO DUDE SO I MET THIS CHICK AT A PARTY AND IT TURNS OUT SHE WASN’T INTO ME BUT IT’S TOTALLY OK, GOT FRIENDZONED SO HARD, WE’RE GONNA DO STARBUCKS LATER THIS WEEK AND TALK COMICS PLATONICALLY
and no one was ever a dick about unfortunate feelings ever again
